Mom: Wow Tatum, you just did a Summer Sault!
Tatum: No No Mama..ACTUALLY (a very over used word now in her vocab) its FALL time, so its REALLY called a FALL SAULT. And in the Winter, you say WINTER SAULT and in the SPRING, its called a SPRING SAULT!
Mom: (To Grandma with Tatum overhearing) So look, heres Tatum's Kitty Cat costume-black pants, ears, tail and black turtle neck..
Tatum: Um..no its not a TURTLE neck..its a kitty Cat neck!
Mom: Tatum, please just hold your horses!
Tatum: But mom, I dont have any horses to hold!
Anyone:Oh man!
Tatum: BUT Im not a MAN! Im a lady!